Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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