So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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