she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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