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You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I have post one night stand depression
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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