I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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