Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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