he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
