Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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