Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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