I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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