For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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