I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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