Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
