I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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