WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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