he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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