your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
soo... how was my night?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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