PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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