I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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