I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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