Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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