is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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