she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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