I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
