Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
