i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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