help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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