You really coming over, don't trick.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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