Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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