who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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