So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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