i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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