if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
id be glad to
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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