No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
fuck your aforementioned shoe
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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