I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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