So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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