I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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