Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
My feet surprised me
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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