Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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