I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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