Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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