They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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