Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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