Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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