Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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