I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Found your dick twin last night
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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