Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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