I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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