Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Actions speak louder than pants.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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