I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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