I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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