i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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